Cream Me From Behind (with Matt)

It’s the most wonderful time of the year and the boys are full of festive cheer. Joining the boys for this Christmas extravaganza, and to celebrate Jesus’s birthday, is a token white man; Matt. He provides us with some much needed diversity as he describes, in great detail, his family’s Christmas traditions, proving that you can have a White Christmas in Australia.

Also this week: colonialism, Banana Boat, Masterchef, Book of Genesis and toilet rare units.

Segments this week:

Weekly Reach Around: Like good mates do, the boys get around each other and their week’s events in the most homoerotic segment in podcasting.

Biblical or Blasphemy: The boys hear a poorly written description and must decide if it is a bible story or movie plot.

Dob in a Rare Unit: Are you a rare unit? Is your family full of rare units? Are your mates rare units? Is your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse a rare unit? If so, write into us and let us know the rarest thing they’ve done.

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FULL PODCAST EPISODES

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FOLLOW THE BOYS:

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📸 ROHIT: http://www.instagr.am/robro1

📸 SEN: http://www.instagr.am/sen.thav

📸 KUSH: http://www.instagr.am/kushyyk

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MUSIC by

Loxbeats: https://soundcloud.com/loxbeats

SOUND EFFECTS by

Zapsplat: https://www.zapsplat.com